ME: (Tries to work)
MY BRAIN: Clothes dryers promote terrorism.
MY BRAIN: IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO USE THE LAUNDRY LINE.
ME: You know, I let you play on Twitter to avoid this kind of shit.
MY BRAIN: It just came to me. Cling Free…
ME: Yes.. ?
MY BRAIN: It has THOUSANDS of softness cells.
ME: Are you stuck in 1977 again?
MY BRAIN: THOUSANDS.
ME: It’s not that kind of cell —
MY BRAIN: They could be planning ANYTHING.
ME: Probably to steal my socks.
MY BRAIN: WE MUST WARN THE PRESIDENT.
ME: He’s good. He’s got the NSA.
MY BRAIN: Which stands for .. No Softness Allowed.
MY BRAIN: I understand everything now.
If you don’t get the reference, YouTube can help. I don’t remember what I had for dinner last night, but I can remember TV commercials from the late 70s.