ME: (Tries to work)

MY BRAIN: Your … your mom …

ME: ?

MY BRAIN: Your mom is so boring she eats Ordinary K for breakfast.

ME: Do you need something to do?

MY BRAIN: Your mom is so boring the NSA files her phone calls under “Sominex”.

ME: Because I will give you something to do.

MY BRAIN: Your mom is so boring she competed on “America’s Got Talent” against a browning apple, and the apple won.

ME: That’s a stretch.

MY BRAIN: Your mom is so boring she watches paint dry for the adrenalin rush.

ME: You know, these are kind of dull for Your Mom jokes.

MY BRAIN: I’m going for Your Mom Meta.