ME: (Tries to work)
MY BRAIN: Do you remember that one time?
ME: ?
MY BRAIN: That one time.
ME: What?
MY BRAIN: When that thing happened that one time.
ME: Huh?
MY BRAIN: And you said those words.
ME: Um…
MY BRAIN: Wow. I’ll never forget that. That one time.
ME: What are you talking about?
MY BRAIN: And when we have Chinese food it’ll be that wonton time.
ME: ?
MY BRAIN: And when we’re tired it’ll be that wan time.
ME: Grrr…
MY BRAIN: And when we spend money in South Korea it’ll be that won time.
ME: You are beltsanding my last nerve.
MY BRAIN: And when we watch Star Wars it’ll be that Obi-Wan time.
ME: Are you finished yet?
MY BRAIN: Just about. And when we get a bump on our heads it’ll be that wen time.
ME: I need to feed you less simple carbohydrates.
MY BRAIN: And right now? It’s that one wonton wan won Obi-Wan wen time.
ME: …
MY BRAIN: GOOD TIMES!
ME: (Tries to Work) 
brain: Too much to do, not enough time.
me: ?
brain: You’re supposed to act stressed!
me: I refuse to do that, on account I’ve read that on the Internet–it’s not healthy.
brain: (with sarcasm) So you’re healthy then.
me: no, but I’m trying
brain: Yes, yes, you’re very trying!