ME: (Tries to work)
MY BRAIN: I don’t think she did anything THAT outrageous.
MY BRAIN: Truly outrageous. Truly truly truly outrageous. And yet nothing even controversial comes to mind.
ME: It WAS a kid’s cartoon.
MY BRAIN: Did she gather cell phone data on The Misfits?
ME: I don’t think so.
MY BRAIN: Did she mismanage the whole American structure of home mortgaging?
ME: She wore some interesting outfits.
MY BRAIN: Unless I missed the episode where she was fined by the FCC for a nip slip, that doesn’t count.
ME: I don’t recall that one.
MY BRAIN, SINGING: Jem is somewhat mildly interesting, somewhat somewhat somewhat mildly interesting…
ME: That’s a little tougher to sing.
MY BRAIN: But honest.