Ummy Ummy Laut Laut

ME: (Tries to work)

MY BRAIN: Ummy ummy laut laut
They’re cops!
Keeping Berlin safe from crime

ME: ?

MY BRAIN: Ummy ummy laut laut
POW POW!
See them walk the punc-tu-line

ME: “Punctuline”?

MY BRAIN: It’s my new TV show. Umm. Laut. They’re punctuation police.

ME: …

MY BRAIN: You have the right to remain grammatical.

ME: You have finally lost it.

MY BRAIN: I don’t get enough B vitamins.

What does YOUR brain say?

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