ME: (Tries to work)
MY BRAIN: They said it was a good ship.
MY BRAIN: The good ship Bounty.
ME: Yes. In the book it was the good ship HMS Bounty.
MY BRAIN: I call bullshit.
MY BRAIN: Because who said they were good? What about anybody they shot a cannon at? Good is too subjective. We need qualifiers.
MY BRAIN: “The Good Ship, Though You’re Welcome to Have a Different Opinion and We Want to Be Inclusive, HMS Bounty.”
ME: That wouldn’t fit on the side.
MY BRAIN: Fine. You can do it in initials. The Good Ship TURIW HMS Bounty.
ME: TU –
MY BRAIN: Though Upon Reflection I Worry. The Good Ship ETOT HMS Bounty.
ME: And that means… ?
MY BRAIN: Except That One Time.
ME: What one time?
MY BRAIN: I don’t want to talk about it.
MY BRAIN: At least I don’t need any of that. I am just The Good Brain, Brain.
ME: How come “good” is too subjective for a ship but just fine for you?
MY BRAIN: First, I don’t have cannon. Second, could any brain but a good one be this interesting?