ME: (Tries to work)
MY BRAIN: I want to be Minnie Pearl Laurie Anderson.
ME: ?
MY BRAIN: I want to come out in a white suit wearing a garish hat festooned with price tags and old electronics and I want to say “HOW-DEE!” and then my voice would get all deep and I would say, “I’m just so proud to be here.”
ME: You are reaching new heights of weird.
MY BRAIN: And I would do a song called “O Superman, Bless Your Heart,” and the b-side would be called “Uncle Nabob’s Day.”
ME: Um…
MY BRAIN: And I would do performance art pieces about Grinder’s Switch but instead of William Burroughs I would have Jerry Clower.
ME: I’m pretty sure he’s dead.
MY BRAIN: Holographic Jerry Clowers. CLOWERGRAMS.
ME: You’re scaring me.
MY BRAIN: I have always, always been for the successful fusion of chitlins and surrealism.
ME: …
MY BRAIN: I’m sorry it’s taken you this long to realize that.
ME: (Tries to Work) 
It would be less confused if it knew all the cultural references. I miss Minnie Pearl, I know Burroughs, I think I know Laurie Anderson, but I have no clue who Jerry Clowers is/was. If the song titles were supposed to link to Minnie’s or Laurie’s schticks, I’ve no frame of reference to grok the links.
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