Souls

ME: (Tries to work)

MY BRAIN: People have souls.

ME: Um, yes, that is a belief.

MY BRAIN: Animals have souls.

ME: That is another belief.

MY BRAIN: Do atoms have souls?

ME: I have no idea.

MY BRAIN: But we’re made of atoms. Do atoms have souls?

ME: Souls might be a bit larger.

MY BRAIN: If you can describe a soul’s size as being larger or smaller then you’re implying it has mass.
What are souls made of?

ME: I am the wrong person with whom you should have this conversation.

MY BRAIN: If souls have mass, are they made of atoms?

ME: You’re trolling me, aren’t you.

MY BRAIN: And if they’re made of atoms, do those atoms have souls?

ME: …

MY BRAIN: Are we theologically recursive? Is that why we’re so screwed up?

ME: Why do you always do this to me when I’m trying to assess pricing algorithms?

MY BRAIN: I don’t want you to get bored.

What does YOUR brain say?

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