ME: (Tries to work)
MY BRAIN: People have souls.
ME: Um, yes, that is a belief.
MY BRAIN: Animals have souls.
ME: That is another belief.
MY BRAIN: Do atoms have souls?
ME: I have no idea.
MY BRAIN: But we’re made of atoms. Do atoms have souls?
ME: Souls might be a bit larger.
MY BRAIN: If you can describe a soul’s size as being larger or smaller then you’re implying it has mass.
What are souls made of?
ME: I am the wrong person with whom you should have this conversation.
MY BRAIN: If souls have mass, are they made of atoms?
ME: You’re trolling me, aren’t you.
MY BRAIN: And if they’re made of atoms, do those atoms have souls?
MY BRAIN: Are we theologically recursive? Is that why we’re so screwed up?
ME: Why do you always do this to me when I’m trying to assess pricing algorithms?
MY BRAIN: I don’t want you to get bored.